buy somethin', will ya!

Coming soon:
A delicious menu of ready-made recordings you can buy and listen to a thousand times.

To request a custom recording, made just the way you'd like it, email me! Describe what you'd like, we'll hammer out deets, and it's as good as done.

perhaps you're wondering:
what kinds of things can I request?

There's almost no limit to the things I can say, the styles I can use, and the people I can be for you. Any of these can be one-off, or we can arrange a subscription so you receive something regularly!

Here are a few ideas; feel free to use them, ask for a variant, or ask for something totally different!

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what's it cost?

You can get a rough idea of what your custom will cost by calculating as follows:

• For most items, I charge an industry-standard $150 per "finished hour." That's all-inclusive: recording, editing, and mastering.
• One finished hour tends to produce about a 20-minute-long audio file.
• A 200-word script will generate a 1.5- to 2-minute recording; a 500-word script (about a page, single-spaced) will generate about a 4.5- to 5-minute recording; a 1000-word script will generate about an 8- to 9-minute recording.
• Example: a 200-word script ≅ 2-min recording. That's about 6 finished minutes, or 1/10th of a finished hour.
• So, in general, a 1.5 to 2-min recording = $150/10 = $15.